Billie Eilish: Boobs

She’s super talented and irs not like she’s fat per say but I think I’ve cracked the code for how she could look better in situations like this: get a breast reduction. Immediately. She should also keep repeating “skip dinner wake up thinner”

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by Anonymousreply 45September 26, 2021 7:58 AM

At 19 and 5-feet-3, she's fat! Can't imagine how massive she's going to be when she hits 25.

by Anonymousreply 1September 21, 2021 11:48 AM

We’re gay. We don’t care about the boobies.

by Anonymousreply 2September 21, 2021 11:51 AM

She looks like. 40-50 year old woman, not a teenager.

by Anonymousreply 5September 21, 2021 11:59 AM

Large breasts look matronly.

And she pings. Not that there’s anything wrong with it.

by Anonymousreply 6September 21, 2021 12:03 PM

Lolo Ferrari never looked matronly.

by Anonymousreply 7September 21, 2021 12:13 PM

Having had big ungainly tits all my life, I totally sympathise. And understand why her music is such dirge.

It all seems like good fun and a bonus, until you get harassed and teased and leered at every day no matter what you wear or how you stand, and you can’t comfortably exercise or go out and have fun because they get in the way of everything you do. Even popping to the shops or walking the dog becomes fraught. Not to mention the backaches, the necessary underwires that cut, the wardrobe malfunctions...

The worst is yet to come for her, though. Waking up at 30 with exhausted Cooper’s ligaments is an awful shock.

by Anonymousreply 8September 21, 2021 12:34 PM

I had a friend who had her build and who got a (free) breast reduction and looked 74738282% prettier and thinner. If you’re short then natural jugs that size only widen your frame.

by Anonymousreply 9September 22, 2021 7:25 AM

Regardless of your height natural jugs that size are gonna look sloppy. If a chick is gonna have huge tits they better be fake concrete tits like Vicky Beckham!

by Anonymousreply 10September 22, 2021 7:27 AM

Obviously you know nothing about women. Boobs on women are like the dick on men, it's valuated when it' s of certain size.

by Anonymousreply 12September 22, 2021 8:01 AM

Didn't she once make a hoopla about wearing baggie clothes because she didn't want her body to be sexualized?

by Anonymousreply 13September 22, 2021 8:22 AM

Moo-normous udders are so unattractive.

by Anonymousreply 14September 22, 2021 9:17 AM

I wish she would go away. She's so unworthy of any adulation.

by Anonymousreply 15September 22, 2021 9:51 AM

[quote]She’s super talented

Erm ... no.

by Anonymousreply 16September 22, 2021 10:18 AM

What would be the point of getting a breast reduction to look more like a model, when she'll never look like a model without growing a foot taller?

by Anonymousreply 17September 22, 2021 10:31 AM

They spent five weeks working out the dress, the hair and the makeup. You're supposed to gasp at the transformation and see her as a Marilyn-esque goddess, not a dumpy adolescent. But she's still a dumpy adolescent and pretending otherwise is delusional. The Met Gala show us that Wintour's vision isn't what it once was. Today it's a bunch of celeb nonentities dressed like fools and Billie Eilish becoming the object of a cargo cult. In a world beset by a pandemic, fascism and climate change devastation, this is a bad joke.

by Anonymousreply 18September 22, 2021 10:50 AM

R17 … these are the options? Either look like a model or be a dumpster woman ?

by Anonymousreply 19September 22, 2021 3:47 PM

Are you kidding with this? She looked great at the Met Gala. Sorry you don't like boobs; some of us do. Most of the internet thought she looked great.

She doesn't have to live up to some coked-out or heroin chic body type that you are projecting from the past.

by Anonymousreply 22September 22, 2021 4:29 PM

OP, you reveal yourself as a fool when you type "per say."

It's "per se."

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by Anonymousreply 23September 22, 2021 4:44 PM

She looks alright when she sticks to her usual trash-bag and potato-sack outfits.

by Anonymousreply 24September 22, 2021 4:47 PM

R22 Lipstick Alley is THATAWAY >>>>>>>>

by Anonymousreply 26September 22, 2021 4:58 PM

She looks bad because she has a matronly figure which the retro look enhances and because her face is plain goofy looking. She looks too eager to please now as well.

In her her garbage bag clothes and green hair she looked like a mischievous teenager, and happier.

by Anonymousreply 27September 22, 2021 5:05 PM

Billie Ellish is built like a teapot and she looks old as hell. I don’t see Monroe, I see Doris Day.

by Anonymousreply 29September 22, 2021 5:34 PM

OP why do you want to separate her from her bocacious ta-tas?

by Anonymousreply 30September 22, 2021 7:02 PM

She's gonna look old to you until she doesn't, which if she takes care of herself means she can own her own lane until post-50 and not look dramatically older. It's some sort of freak Irish gene I also inherited so I sort of know of what I speak. Ask anyone I grew up with. I really did look about 35 by 18. I then added a few, and through the magic of fucking luck, looked the same from 35-52, plus a few lines and grey hair. The rest of my family? Not at all lucky.

#LepraKhan

by Anonymousreply 31September 22, 2021 7:26 PM

If one does not have a waist in youth, one will be Sophie Tucker at 30.

by Anonymousreply 32September 22, 2021 7:28 PM

R31 you're right, it's a Jewish thing too. See also Paul Rudd.

by Anonymousreply 33September 22, 2021 7:34 PM

Only gay men think big boobs are unattractive. Women and straight men covet them

And I bet most of the eldergays shrieking at her are probably fatter than she is

by Anonymousreply 34September 22, 2021 7:39 PM

Fuck off, you woman-hating boors.

by Anonymousreply 35September 22, 2021 7:43 PM

Horrible, giant, droopy boobs. I love the design of the gown, but not her in it. She looks inflated.

by Anonymousreply 36September 22, 2021 7:45 PM

I can't believe anyone finds BBB (BigBoobieBillie) attractive, in or out of that cinched creampuff.

by Anonymousreply 37September 22, 2021 7:48 PM

She resembles Joanne Woodward in THE FUGITIVE KIND.

Not a compliment.

by Anonymousreply 38September 22, 2021 7:52 PM

[quote]if she takes care of herself means she can own her own lane until post-50 and not look dramatically older. It's some sort of freak Irish gene I also inherited so I sort of know of what I speak

Sorry, but she’s going to age as well as Lindsay Lohan and the entire Kennedy family.

by Anonymousreply 39September 22, 2021 8:44 PM

R22 I wasn’t saying she had to lose a pound.. I was saying she looks bigger because of those big ol titties.. reduce them to a full c and she’s look more proportioned. Don’t get your tits in a twist

by Anonymousreply 40September 26, 2021 1:46 AM

At least she got rid of that awful hair and doesn’t stink anymore.

by Anonymousreply 41September 26, 2021 2:32 AM

[quote]and doesn’t stink anymore.

Sure Jan.

by Anonymousreply 42September 26, 2021 2:43 AM

That blonde color does nothing for her, neither does the shaggy cut

by Anonymousreply 43September 26, 2021 3:21 AM

Her hair and makeup look dusty and powdery rather than dewy. Outdated-looking.

by Anonymousreply 44September 26, 2021 3:50 AM

I’m all for her dunking the dumpster look but whoever has been doing her styling and hair and make up is making her look old and dumpy.

I liked her look for Ocean Eyes

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by Anonymousreply 45September 26, 2021 7:58 AM

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