Chris Isaak, still handsome at 61

I've heard rumors about him having a big penis too.

I'll bet he's too old now to suck his own cock, but back in the day he was famous for it.

Love him. Saw him live in Sydney, Australia in 1996.

Damn, I think he is still hot.

He used to have a thing for dominatrixes.

There was never a man more beautiful

As I posted, I saw him live in Sydney in 1996 and he was incredibly magnetic and charismatic. Fell in love. I floated on air for hours after the concert.

Poor mans Roy Orbison musically but hot as fuck.

[quote] I'll bet he's too old now to suck his own cock, but back in the day he was famous for it.

Did he do this during his performances? I've never seen him live.

Wonder if Bruce Weber ever got inappropriate with Chris during their photoshoots? Has Chris #metoo-ed yet?

Wasn’t it Margaret cho who was primarily responsible for spreading the word about the size of his cock? They were an item for a while back in the day - and she delighted in telling all during her act just how freakishly large it was...

That's a handsome old fuck. His age doesn't freak me, I thought he was old when I first saw him. Wicked Game is a great song but the "poor man's Roy Orbison" sounds not only right but like the proper insult. He's boring and once you've heard his contrived style a few times he might as well open for Sade.

my asian groupie gal pal suckd his fat meat in the toilet of the bowling alley on haight st in frisco bak in da day....

it was described to me (by someone who claimed first-hand experience) as "a slab of steak"

known for splitting the tight lil asian gals into 2 pieces......to their delight.

He sure loves the asian ladies.

[quote]He sure loves the asian ladies.

Which, according to DL, means he is a closet case.

God, I've loved this man since the '80s. The pompadour, upturned nose, hairy forearms, and a great sense of humor. His original nose was really different, though! He had a beard recently and I was surprised how good it looked on him.

Ha. He's definitely straight. I've heard all the Asian women rumors here in SF. And he hit on my exotic 1/4 Asian friend when she was getting his autograph. He signed her CD: "Love your peepers." She said after, "Does that mean my tits?!"

He’s tiny himself. Height wise. I’ll take people’s word on dick size.

Supposedly he would demonstrate his autofellatio skills at parties when they wound down to just a few people,

Nah, he's 6' at least. Met him a couple times.

I’ve met him as well and no way is he 6’. No way

saw him play in SF once and the entire front 6 rows were all hot twinks wanting a picece of his cock. they surged the stage

I don't know if you can see this Instagram photo, but it's a picture of a travel visa or school ID when he did a college year abroad in Japan. It's almost all in Japanese, but it has "185 cm" on there, which is 6 feet.

I saw him in Orlando in the late 90s. You really have to go to one of his concerts to "get" him. He can mesmerize an audience easily,and 2 girlfriends I was with both said they were sopping wet the whole time! When he sang "wicked game" I about died from happiness. He mingled with the audience afterwards signing and stuff,but we couldnt get within 15 feet of him,there were that many people trying to meet him. Helena Christensen is 5'10,and theres one pic of them where hes slightly taller so Id guess him 6'. id still let him pound my ass to perdition.

He might be 6’ when you count 2” for his high pompadour and 2” for his heels. When I met him he wasn’t wearing shoes and I’m not 6’ and we were eye to eye.

Ah, possibly. Good point. I'm now intrigued how you came to be barefoot with Mr. Isaak!

This is the pic on the inside of his 1987 album Chris Isaak, the cassette version. I bought this back in the 80s and when I first saw it, my eyes were immediately drawn to what seems to be his pretty noticeable dickhead hanging down his left leg. If you look at the same pic on the inside of the CD it's been cropped right there so you don't see it as clearly.

He used to have a TV show in which he played (a version of) himself. It was pleasant enough and ran a few seasons. I don't see it on reruns anymore.

R31 he wasn’t barefoot, it was a meet and greet after a show and he had taken off his boots and was in his stocking feet. Very nice and friendly guy and better looking in person. I thought he would be tall too so,I was surprised we were eye to eye when talking as I’m not 6’.

Stevie Nicks & Chris Isaak - Red River Valley

Love his Christmas cd. Play it every Christmas.

I always found the ski nose off-putting. Too Bob Hope.

Who gives a fuck if he's 5'10 or a full 72 inches? He kind of sucks. That version of Red River Valley is terrible. Poor Stevie has a lot of off key performances out there. He is in Silence of The Lambs for a full 3 minutes and looks cute with a gun in his hand. Not believable but cute. Who likes a hairy twink?

I worked in a very upscale hotel in the late 90s and he stayed with us for a month. He was always having, lots and I mean a lot of Asian women going up to his room. I don't know what he was doing with them, they were all in their late 20s and 30, so I guess he "could have" been auditioning for a video but whatever the reason, he likes the Asian women.

I am six feet and he was shorter than me, so I'd put him at 5'9" or 5'10"

Still handsome, but as he ages he's rapidly turning into a Randy Travis clone.

Oh, he’s just dreamy! 😍 “I know somebody and they cry for you..,.”

I'd have done him then and I'd do him now. He oozed sex, and was one of Herb Ritts' male video muses:

Oh to be the grizzled meat in a Chris Isaak and Treat Williams sandwich....

Why does he look like that pretentious morrissey.

[quote] I've heard rumors

Not rumors. He is long and thick and, yes, when he was younger, he could suck himself.

[quote] Did he do this during his performances? I've never seen him live.

Yes, as an encore, R10. The brazen act blew everyone away.

His face looks a bit like a lava lamp in OP's pic.

He is of Italian descent which would explain the size and girth of his meat.

Google says he’s 6’1”

He dated a friend of mine in the '80s. Japanese American and completely stunning. She was working for a video production company and he was doing a video with them. He came up to her first and right away despite the many gorgeous (non Asian) girls on set. He said something to her in terrible Japanese and she laughed and said in Japanese, said she didn't understand a word he just said. That started a few months relationship. She said he was very smart and sensitive and they both shared a love of surfing. I think they went to Hawaii together. He would often sing to her when they woke up in bed. She broke it off because she didn't want to become serious with a musician. Smart girl. I think it was about this time he was also offered "Something Wild" and I know she was encouraging him to get into acting.

Here I stand and I'm waiting...

I wonder why he never married or if he ever will.

Original nose was better, still hot though...... Always thought so since the 80's.... THAT was before I heard about the Prime Tubesteak!

What’s this original nose shit? Links? Pics?

[quote] I wonder why he never married or if he ever will.

He's been so busy and hasn't found the right girl yet. I'm sure that one day he'll settle down and get married.

R53 I can only imagine would it would be like for one of these young, innocent Asian girls seeing Chris's big, meaty cock for the first time. They've probably never seen anything like it before.

He's handsomer now than before his beak job.

[quote] Supposedly he would demonstrate his autofellatio skills at parties when they wound down to just a few people,

I wonder if he scrunched forward to go down on himself or threw his legs up over his shoulders.

R60 - Chris was a boxer when he was young. His nose was broken five or six times. Now he has a Bob Hope nose but he's still as sexy as hell. Unlike a lot of people in the music business, he's known as pretty boring - no smoking, no drinking, no drugs. He's known as a "loner", not a party guy. I'm thinking sex with Asian women are his Achilles heel. I don't know where the Asian women fixation comes from. He did spend time in Japan for a while but would that be the reason he only goes for Asians???

I saw him in concert a couple of years ago and he was funny as hell during the show. He and his band have been together twenty odd years so they know all of his stories and play along.

It amazes me that he still has a great head of hair. All of his band are receding or balding and here's Chris with the best mane. LOL.

R20 - he rarely grows a beard but he looks great with stubble too! His best facial features are his baby blue eyes and his smile.

Isaak's bouffant was the biggest, highest and coolest in the business. It's not bad now either.

So why haven't we heard from him in the past 15 years? Is he retired?

He had a new album about a year ago and has been a judge on Australia's Pop Idol. Have you heard of the internet, R68?

Fuck yes, he could still get it.

no. all those groupies...must have herpes! gross!

he went to japan to box.

His video for “Wicked Game”and Janet Jackson’s video for “Love Will Never Do...” both won best male/female video nods at the 1991 VMAS, both Herb Ritts clips.

he's vegan or vegetarian.

i bought some cds while i was in high school...he had a series on showtime. i don't know what happened to his band, the drummer got cancer and they stopped touring...that was years ago.

[quote] So why haven't we heard from him in the past 15 years?

Because the media doesn't promote anyone who is over 40 and/or isn't someone's pet PR monster.

I’ve heard rumors of post surfing gay stuff...

we love you asian lady stretched wide open by chris and his monster cock please get up

But r15 IS that an Asian woman?

R80 That is Bai Ling, a chinese actress, who appeared in the movie, "Red Corner" (1997), with Richard Gere.

Bai Ling dated Chris Isaak in 1999.

I think R80 is suggesting she's a tranny, which probably isn't so far from the truth.

Chris Isaak has milked an entire career out of 1 hit song and his good looks.

Chris Isaak didn't come to prominence until he was 34 with the release of his hit single, Wicked Game.

By the way, he attended college in Japan which may account for the reason for his yen for Asian girls.

R74, if true, his cream is prob really sweet..... Vegetarians, vegan, & diabetics got the best stuff

He's a great performer. Non-fans who attend his concerts (like fraus' husbands) are always won over by the end. Chris makes the women swoon and he cracks a lot of jokes and makes fun of himself, which the men enjoy. He's like an old fashioned entertainer in that way. Quintessentially American and kind of a throwback.

I'm surprised he can walk with that giant penis of his.

Well look at it this way. If he gets tired he can use it as a kickstand.

Il love his music and I think he’s hot. Years ago, he had a show on “Show Time”. It was very entertaining.

[quote] Years ago, he had a show on “Show Time”.

I'm sure I read about that on The Face Books.

He looks great in profile in this video:

Aww, I was just going through ancient files on my computer and found a folder of Tickle personality tests I did over 10 years ago.

"Paul, your inner rock star is Chris Isaak! Oooh, you're smooth! The rock star part of you is all charm, and all Chris Isaak. That slow smile and sensual nature are absolutely intoxicating, especially to the ladies. They can't get enough of you and that dreamy smile. Maybe it's because you and Chris tap into every girl's fantasy of smooching at the soda shop with James Dean after school. Then again it could also be your perfect balance of cool-guy-about-town and the sensitive boyfriend you could bring home to Mom. Either way, you're a heartthrob who's put style, talent, and innate charm to work for him. Congratulations, you're dreamy. Show off your inner Isaak."

Poor guy is completely irrelevant now and has been forgotten

R101 - well, his fans remember him. Every year, Isaak and his band hit the road and tour across the US and Europe. He's very popular in Australia as well.

Whose art is that? Almost as if the artist had some inside info...

G-d what I'd give to see him suck his big dick! Kind of a cool juxtaposition w/how wholesome he is.

He "milked" a career out of all of us imagining milking him R85. This king of guy isn't my type but funny enough in 1989 concurrent with Heart Shaped World, my lover looked a lot like him, but blonde. Women loved him! It's not really a look broadly popular with gay men.

Chris Isaak with Roy Orbison back in the day.

[quote] Kind of a cool juxtaposition w/how wholesome he is.

His wholesome image is part of what makes him very sexy.

Very much so R107. That's why it would be so hot to see him do something so naughty!

[quote] it would be so hot to see him do something so naughty!

It's a shame there were no iPhones around the time of his alleged auto-fellatio performances.

I saw him at the Bottom Line in Greenwich Village back in the 80s. His voice and performance were stellar, but when introducing his first hit "Dancin'" he said if anyone wants to get onstage to dance, feel free. My friend started to climb onstage and Chris shot him a look and said "I meant girls!" When we were filing out of the club after the show, Chris stared at us. There was a photo in Us magazine of him in a wrestling single that clearly showed his huge dick. I think I couldn't find it online.

is this his original nose?

Eaffirmative R111! He's lucky he didn't end up w/Cauliflower ear after the boxing. Nose sure did end up looking like Bob Hope's as someone earlier mentioned.

He looks good before and after, but it does make a different look

I'll pull on that sexy nose first, then his cock.

Not him R111 This is him with his original nose R60

wow that is him at R60? He looked ok then, but quite different after.

[quote]He's handsomer now than before his beak job.

I always SUSPECTED there was something going on there.

I remember reading an article in "People" where he discussed his nose and I remember thinking to myself, "broken during a boxing match my ASS!"

The surgeon over-corrected but it still seems to suit him. Gave him that winsomely American, Glen Campbell appeal.

I dig a prominent nose on a guy, didn't think orig nose was bad... That's just a bad pic and an unflattering angle. Think he's had more than one repair though, as in some pics, he appears to have more of a bridge.

I've heard rumors about heroin problems for him.

So Hope you're misinformed R120.... That would be quite sad.

His turned up nose is brilliantly balanced by his pompadour.

we beg his asian gals to share with us a dik pic

plz !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chris attended college in Japan. That's likely where he got his yen for Asian girls.

I’ve never pegged him as wholesome at all.

Love to see the pic that r110 references. Did a search, but couldn’t find...

Good God R127 !That picture made my hole twitch like a salted slug ! I would suck on that pouty mouth for HOURS.

[quote] I would suck on that pouty mouth for HOURS.

And what about those tits?

[quote]Chris Isaak, still handsome at 61

Nah, he's past it.

His face is starting to take on that disjointed, distorted look some people get as they become elderly but at 61 he shouldn't really have it at all.

Oh well, he was a total dream in his day. He had a good run.

I thought he was supposed to be a huge asshole?

He kind of looks like Zombie Ty Burrell in that photo.

He could still stick it all in, not just the head

R131 I still think he looks hot. It's a rugged look. Most men would kill to look that good at his age.

[quote] I saw him in concert a couple of years ago and he was funny as hell during the show. He and his band have been together twenty odd years so they know all of his stories and play along.

Ditto. It almost seemed the singing was secondary. He was a great shmoozer and story teller. Very funny and very much at ease.

i'm glad he's aging gracefully and not inject himself with botox etc.

What do we think his hole looks like?

He was at the height of his beauty in R98 's video.

R141 "We Let Her Down" is about an Asian ex-girlfriend. He thought that it was strange that her parents had never shown her any affection.

R142 I wonder if it was Bai Ling. I love the guitar in that.

R143 I don't know. He had a lot of Asian girlfriends. Some of them aren't celebrities. Such a sad song.

R141 The song, "We Let Her Down", shows that he can look into the eyes of a woman and see her soul.

[quote]I still think he looks hot. It's a rugged look.

Oh believe me, I LOVE a rugged look but to me he's not rugged...he's ragged.

Fuck you R147,hes 61 for gods sake ! I shudder to think of what YOU look like .

Doesn't it look like he has some recent plastic surgery? It looks a little weird around his eyes.

I wish people would cut that out. He doesn't need that.

[quote]Fuck you [R147],hes 61 for gods sake ! I shudder to think of what YOU look like .

I'm still in my 30s and still quite fuckable, thank you....at least that's what my bf tells me.

I'll let you know what I look like when I'm 61.

Why you no carr me, Chlis?

R150 is 39.

Probably turns 40 later this year.

R150 Your boyfriend is lying to you.

His songs are so sad because the women never stay. He's entirely too well hung for them and they eventually leave.

I wonder if 61 is too old to consider any frontal nudity (if he were to appear in any more films).

When I was younger, I was a huge Chris Isaak fan (still am but not as keen). I had a shirtless poster of him standing beside a surfboard. He's wearing wet shorts and you can see his bulge through them. Yes, I can confirm that he's huge.

If some of you believe that old saying " big hands = big penis", then have a gander a close look at Isaak's hands. They're gigantic. It's true in this case. Hello!

I love watching his masculine hands as he holds and plays his guitar. I can only imagine how sensuous it must be for these Asian women he dates to be enraptured in his touch.

[quote] I'm still in my 30s and still quite fuckable, thank you....at least that's what my bf tells me.

I'm afraid I'll have to be the judge of that.

Link to photo, please.

I had a hot stone massage and Reiki Raindrop Therapy at a spa near Big Sur and the therapist (yes, Asian) mentioned him and described it to me as being "like a strip of steak" from which I infer uncut. But I didn't want to ask her directly.

[quote] I'm still in my 30s and still quite fuckable, thank you....at least that's what my bf tells me.

Well that certainly explains your incredibly ignorant and childish comments.

he fucks whores. asian ones of course. he's gross. must have herpes.

He left me with a prolapsed vagina.

A guy I know used to attend the same gym as Chris several years ago in San Francisco. Said he was a really nice guy.

Are there any here who really believe he had a "thing" with Margaret Cho? REALLY??

The moment I heard that many, many years ago I knew he was gay, or bi with a propensity for men. The whole Asian women thing is so textbook, and he and MC were good friends way back before she got so weird. I'm sure she was just helping him with his image P.R. If he were truly into women at age 37, with those looks back then, there is ZERO chance he would be in a relationship of any sort with Cho. There are way too many gorgeous Asian women on the west coast for him to choose from. She was never even cute. When she lost weight for her show she looked better, and she looked young, but she was never even close to attractive.

Chris was a top 25 male looks wise 25 years ago for a minute.

at the time, i remember cho had a tv sitcom and they are both from san fran.

she wrote about him in her auto bio. she said she wet the bed after drinking too much. at the time she was dating him. she was fucked up when she was dating him.

yes i agree, he doesnt seem to care about their look, as long as they are Asian. yellow fever.

cho is ugly af. have seen her in real life. nothing to write home about. bai ling, another crazy ugly bitch.

R165 I've always felt the same way about that. There's no was this man can seriously be attracted to Margaret Cho. This may have been just for her to have material for her comedy act. There have always been gay rumors circulating, and what straight guy sucks his own dick?

well, then maybe he is bi. he's fucked a lot of asian women, a lot of them whores, porn start types. and he does live in san fran.

"I'm not attracted to her so no one else on the planet could possibly be attracted to her, either!"

[quote] The moment I heard that many, many years ago I knew he was gay, or bi with a propensity for men.

I agree, and I've never understood why on DataLounge, where every handsome male celebrity is assumed to be gay, everyone is so willing to accept the "He dated Margaret Cho and loves Asian women" story. The man is 61 and has never married or been linked to a woman for any great length of time. I remember reading an interview with him about a decade ago, and the interviewer asked why he'd never married. His response was that he was always "too busy" to settle down and get married. I don't buy it, and I'm surprised that so many DL'ers do.

Chris Isaak’s favorite beverage is Tang.

[quote] There's no was this man can seriously be attracted to Margaret Cho.

Not only that, but Margaret Cho is just crude.

Margaret was so CRUDE! My stars and garters!

R175 What I meant is she's too crude for someone as wholesome as Chris Isaak. I cannot see him interested in her at all.

well, who cares? he's no longer fucking her now. he fucks porn star types. whore. he probably has herpes. gross!

You just never know what never- married Chris Isaak is doing in his spare time.

and what the fuck is katie holmes even doing at the grammies?! she doesn't sing. i saw her on the red carpet.

In R178 it looks like he's fucking himself.

So maybe alluding to the self suck rumors?

R167 - I agree.

Chris had an Asian gf/manager named Sonya Chang. She looked similar to Margaret Cho (eg. homely and husky). Whatever this woman did to him (cheated, stole money ???), they broke up and it took him a long time to get over her. One of his darkest and saddest albums "Forever Blue" was mostly about their breakup. Inside, he even has a letter he wrote to her addressing Chang as "Dearest Darling. He sounded very depressed.

I believe he has an incurable case of yellow fever. He'll go with an Asian woman regardless of looks or body type.

Anyone else suspect that R180's head and neck are one big lump of fat? Of course Chris has a wattle,everyone does at his age. At least he hasnt done a Barry Manilow.

R181 I thought that was Elvis.

The rumor is that he’s so hung he can self-suck and has demonstrated drunk at parties.

There used to be a pic of him in the 80’s with a big bulge wearing a wrestling outfit, but I cannot find it.

[quote] There used to be a pic of him in the 80’s with a big bulge wearing a wrestling outfit, but I cannot find it.

Is this the one?

yes that's the photo of him in a singlet - but you don't see the bulge because of the cropping. Saw him today on an old episode of "Friends" - not a bad actor. I imagine at his age he can't hit the impressive high notes he did in the 80s. His career has gone the way of Nik Kershaw, Paul Young and Howard Jones. I never thought "Wicked Games" was his best song, some of his early album cuts are better.

R192 looks like one of George W Bush's paintings. Hmmmm...

transsexuals have shenis penis

Chris supposedly has one of the thickest cocks in show business.

He dated Margaret Cho too

R201 I know. I can't even imagine that gorgeous man going down on her. So gross.

I need him to sit on my face, please

He was fucking Margaret Cho so, ew.

I just blew a big load looking at the image at R192

[quote]Chris was a boxer when he was young. His nose was broken five or six times. Now he has a Bob Hope nose but he's still as sexy as hell.

No wonder it's got that manufactured Brigdet Fonda nose look. It's beautiful but it does look artificial.

[quote]I’ve heard rumors of post surfing gay stuff...

Please, do tell!

[quote], and what straight guy sucks his own dick?

A straight friend of mine did. He was proud of having a dick big enough and being able to even do it. He openly told people about the self-sucking until we started making fun of it. He'd never thought it was gay until me and his other gay friends started teasing him saying that yes it is pretty gay. I thought it was awesome but he realized het guys really are not supposed to suck their own cock, even though many have tried at some point. From that point on we didn't discuss the matter anymore. It's great Chris Isaak was more open about the whole thing but if he's bi and has a huge cock no wonder he's loved to show off a bit.

Here's a lighter version of the leotard pic where you see something but unfortunately not enough.

My ex could suck his own dick. He wasn’t hung, but had a long torso.

he like Asian pussy and yes big dik !!!!

R211 But did he look like a man?

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