WTF is wrong with Meghan Markle's leg? Jesus Christ.

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by Anonymousreply 103January 1, 2024 3:59 PM

Yikes. And to think she could have been the queen of England one day. Not with those legs, henny.

by Anonymousreply 1December 30, 2023 12:20 PM

Her legs have always been thin, but now you can see the tendons. Yikes

by Anonymousreply 3December 30, 2023 3:41 PM

This is why pantyhose need to come back in style. They hide a lot of flaws that spray tanning doesn't.

by Anonymousreply 4December 30, 2023 3:59 PM

What other well known couples (past or present) were/are always seen holding hands?

This behavior in this couple is weird.

WTF?

by Anonymousreply 5December 30, 2023 4:36 PM

Those legs just go on forever.

by Anonymousreply 6December 30, 2023 4:42 PM

Maybe at this stage of the proceedings, she doesn't have to stand on?

by Anonymousreply 7December 30, 2023 4:45 PM

Damn, she is aging hard and fast.

by Anonymousreply 8December 30, 2023 5:10 PM

Not great legs. Now I could show you great legs.

by Anonymousreply 10December 30, 2023 5:18 PM

Ok T. Swizzle, show us great legs.

by Anonymousreply 11December 30, 2023 5:24 PM

Those legs have always been bird-skinny, but now you can see the whole anatomy inches above and below the knee. Bones, tendons, teeny attached muscles, and the patella outline bumps and all. Wow

Her Ozempic face is almost as bad as Sharon Osborne's. Four wrinkle lines on either side of the mouth, a collapsed area between her eye and cheek, and another collapsed area below the cheek bone.

Bitch is approaching Crypt Keeper territory. And all enveloped in an ill-fitting jacket, of course.

by Anonymousreply 12December 30, 2023 5:28 PM

Her cheeks, though. Yikes!

by Anonymousreply 13December 30, 2023 5:34 PM

Ozempic + eating disorder. But the O - it's most of it.

by Anonymousreply 14December 30, 2023 5:40 PM

It's genetics. Very often the calves are underdeveloped in black folk

by Anonymousreply 15December 30, 2023 5:41 PM

Datalounge or strmfrnt?

it is getting hard to tell........

by Anonymousreply 16December 30, 2023 5:44 PM

Oh, C' mon, r16.

I've been on the DL for years. I've taken on and chased away my share of bigots, racists, reich-wing knuckle dragging, moronic Repugs.

Your post is telling that you're desperate to hide behind whatever to try to divert from the obvious- both Harry and Meghan have screwed the pooch.

by Anonymousreply 17December 30, 2023 6:06 PM

You. Yes you. You are a magat scum bitch with a three inch pecker.

Go sniff Trump's diaper.

Bitch.

by Anonymousreply 18December 30, 2023 6:12 PM

Meghan, erroneously, seems to think that her legs are one of her best features and loves showing them off. Thankfully she has no friends to tell her otherwise, so she can continue to go out in public looking ridiculous.

by Anonymousreply 19December 30, 2023 6:21 PM

What r19 said.

Also, she's quickly aging out of that short of shorts.

Covering at least down to slightly above the knee-cap, whether shorts or dresses/skirts, is the shortest she or any other person, male, female, non-binary, what-have-you, should go.

She would look best if she stuck to a straight pants leg width, whether ankle (ugh) or shoe length.

by Anonymousreply 20December 30, 2023 6:28 PM

I thought that was photoshopped at first. She looks unwell.

by Anonymousreply 21December 30, 2023 6:35 PM

Culottes are your friend, Meghan!

by Anonymousreply 22December 30, 2023 6:35 PM

She applied self tanner to her face, her hands, and her shins, leaving her neck, chest and upper leg her natural color. So weird to not have any calves at all.

by Anonymousreply 23December 30, 2023 7:16 PM

She's all skin and bone so Harry has to wear a wet suit for protection when he fucks her.

by Anonymousreply 24December 30, 2023 7:20 PM

How are culottes going to help the situation? The problem is the calves.

Also, her face does look like it has lost a lot of fat.

by Anonymousreply 25December 30, 2023 7:23 PM

So skinny yet still no discernable waist. She has to stay super thin so she doesn't fill out like an apple around the middle. She has the worst build for a woman.

by Anonymousreply 27December 30, 2023 8:07 PM

She could still be the Queen of England. It’s only five heartbeats out of her grasp.

by Anonymousreply 28December 30, 2023 8:16 PM

It must really hurt when she wears her 4-inch stilettos. She'll have to switch to sensible pumps with a wide heel and round toe by the time she's 45.

by Anonymousreply 29December 30, 2023 8:17 PM

Weight loss is really showing off those cheek and lip fillers. Maybe now she can look into calf fillers?

by Anonymousreply 31December 30, 2023 9:00 PM

I can’t think of any celebrity who has worn shorts suits so frequently and with such aplomb.

by Anonymousreply 34December 30, 2023 10:38 PM

So many women just don't seem to get that after a certain age putting on 10 lbs is the best thing you can do for your looks.

by Anonymousreply 35December 30, 2023 10:43 PM

Some people, like me, tend to gain weight in the midsection. If she gained 10 lbs., it would mostly end up in her abdomen, not her calves. Her face would fill out, probably, though.

by Anonymousreply 36December 30, 2023 11:12 PM

It's way worse than any leg I've ever seen.

by Anonymousreply 37December 30, 2023 11:21 PM

She’s getting a Lady Elaine look about the face.

by Anonymousreply 38December 30, 2023 11:31 PM

I immediately thought the same, r38.

by Anonymousreply 39December 30, 2023 11:39 PM

She's hopeless when it comes to fashion. Her and her dumbass husband have fucked everything up.

by Anonymousreply 40December 30, 2023 11:45 PM

My 85-year old grandma weighs 115 lbs has better looking legs.

by Anonymousreply 41December 31, 2023 12:01 AM

Spray tanning accentuates the protruding bones.

by Anonymousreply 42December 31, 2023 12:15 AM

[quote]She could still be the Queen of England. It’s only five heartbeats out of her grasp.

LOL

by Anonymousreply 43December 31, 2023 12:16 AM

She looked like a horse in beige showboating on the red carpet.

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by Anonymousreply 44December 31, 2023 12:38 AM

Instead of the Julia Roberts/Angelina Jolie forehead vein she has the calf vein

by Anonymousreply 45December 31, 2023 12:43 AM

Does it look like her nose is collapsing a bit before the ball of the nose?

by Anonymousreply 46December 31, 2023 12:44 AM

Jesus.

You bitches are ruthless.

by Anonymousreply 47December 31, 2023 1:00 AM

I would kill myself if I were forced to constantly smile to show what a wonderful time I have all the time.

by Anonymousreply 48December 31, 2023 1:11 AM

The girl needs to eat. The bones in her pins are trying to escape.

by Anonymousreply 49December 31, 2023 1:13 AM

R46, she did have plastic surgery on her nose. And, yeah, somehow the bridge looks collapsed in the middle (in the middle, going vertically).

Another DL poster said that both she and Harry have fingerling potato noses.

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by Anonymousreply 50December 31, 2023 1:13 AM

She looked like Cardi B in r50”s photo before her nose job.

by Anonymousreply 51December 31, 2023 1:21 AM

They both have ski jump noses a la Bob Hope. (Who? Yeah, I'm old.)

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by Anonymousreply 52December 31, 2023 1:26 AM

Check out the demon faces on those knees. Now thats scary, worse than the ugly legs.

by Anonymousreply 53December 31, 2023 1:27 AM

Anyone else think that outfit gives of gay riverboat captain vibes?

by Anonymousreply 54December 31, 2023 1:46 AM

The zombie apocalypse is upon us. She's patient zero.

by Anonymousreply 55December 31, 2023 1:53 AM

R45, she has a forehead vein cross.

The sign of the Antichrist?

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by Anonymousreply 57December 31, 2023 2:26 AM

[QUOTE]Check out the demon faces on those knees.

I thought you were joking, but indeed, her knees do seem possessed by a Pazuza figure.

And at r57, isn't that a lower case Lambda erupting from he forehead?

by Anonymousreply 58December 31, 2023 3:30 AM

She has the horsey legs to complement her horsey face.

by Anonymousreply 60December 31, 2023 3:44 AM

All that time carrying around a Deal or No Deal case has taken its toll. 💼

by Anonymousreply 61December 31, 2023 3:55 AM

Every outfit she wears is awful. ZERO fashion sense.

by Anonymousreply 62December 31, 2023 4:03 AM

They had to break and reset her legs because after the last several years of her horrid behavior she acquired an advanced case of "bitch leg."

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by Anonymousreply 63December 31, 2023 4:05 AM

Meghan could host the Norwegian ski jump team off her nose...

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by Anonymousreply 64December 31, 2023 6:19 AM

Looked again and verified that indeed - her left knee (to our right) is displaying a Count Chocula ghost.

I dig (the cute Chocula ghost).

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by Anonymousreply 65December 31, 2023 6:38 AM

[quote] And to think she could have been the queen of England one day.

How?

by Anonymousreply 66December 31, 2023 6:46 AM

[quote]She could still be the Queen of England. It’s only five heartbeats out of her grasp.

Oh I know.

by Anonymousreply 67December 31, 2023 7:02 AM

She doesn't dress for her body type. She's got chicken legs and then a boxy top half.

She's always had really skinny legs but they seem to have gotten worse since she allegedly started taking ozempic.

by Anonymousreply 68December 31, 2023 7:22 AM

Chrissy Teigen also looks even odder now, these people who didn't have much to lose and are on Ozempic end up looking rough

by Anonymousreply 69December 31, 2023 7:26 AM

Heather Locklear has gotten goofier with Ozempic too

by Anonymousreply 70December 31, 2023 7:27 AM

She's always had weird ostrich legs. Kate's legs are lean but shapely.

by Anonymousreply 71December 31, 2023 7:50 AM

I can't unsee the faces in her knees now!

The one to the left even has Nicole Kidman sized ears!

by Anonymousreply 72December 31, 2023 11:50 AM

R62, she has great fashion sense. Her problem is that she never looks good in any of it.

by Anonymousreply 73December 31, 2023 12:03 PM

Sparkles has a weird body shape, so she can't really fly with clothes off the rack. She needs a first-rate tailor with her at all times.

by Anonymousreply 74December 31, 2023 12:11 PM

Whoever dressed her for Suits knew exactly what to do with her weird body proportions. Of course Madame Carparkle, learned nothing from the experience.

by Anonymousreply 75December 31, 2023 2:37 PM

[quote]Whoever dressed her for Suits knew exactly what to do with her weird body proportions.

This! If you look at her old pictures, she always looked well-put together. She has more money now, there's no reason she should look worse.

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by Anonymousreply 76December 31, 2023 3:58 PM

From a column: From the calamity of 'Spare' to Harry's seating assignment at the Coronation (third row), to that 'South Park' spoof, to getting dropped by Spotify and branded as 'f**king grifters', to 'Family Guy', to Odious Omid's 'Endgame' and the so-called 'royal racists' debacle, to being named among the year's 'biggest losers' by the Hollywood Reporter, all topped with Meghan's latest co-starring role in a bargain-basement coffee commercial — well, Harry and Meghan win for losing.

by Anonymousreply 77December 31, 2023 4:40 PM

Harry's lawyers, when the divorce is filed, may initially want to negotiate a solid, long-term non-disclosure order that binds both parties from publicly disseminating any written or spoken private details about their marriage, demise of it, divorce, children, finances.

An astronaut currently in orbit can see Markle's book coming. But she' s shrewd enough to want to maximize interest and sales and what better way than to include in the book the details of the demise of their marriage and divorce?

What else would be interesting? Nothing I can think of. Hell, apparently, they can't even sell themselves now.

And, if I'm Markle's lawyers, I'm going to argue a non-disclosure order is extorting her into silence when she needs to express "her truth", publicly, of course. However, for the right amount of support for her and the children, our client can live without writing a book.

If I were King Charles, at a divorce, I'd be telling Harry, "Let her write, publish and sell whatever she wants to. I've lived through that (Diana was Andrew Morton's source), you'll survive and save yourself a couple of shillings, too."

by Anonymousreply 78December 31, 2023 5:03 PM

She actually had a waist then at r76's link. Pregnancy has permanently widened her waist.

by Anonymousreply 79December 31, 2023 5:21 PM

[QUOTE]An astronaut currently in orbit can see Markle's book coming.

I pity the poor ghostwriter or editor.

by Anonymousreply 80December 31, 2023 5:35 PM

[quote]She has more money now, there's no reason she should look worse.

I doubt she has much money now. She's blown through millions, and every project she's attempted has been a failure.

by Anonymousreply 81December 31, 2023 6:01 PM

[quote]Harry's lawyers, when the divorce is filed, may initially want to negotiate a solid, long-term non-disclosure order that binds both parties from publicly disseminating any written or spoken private details about their marriage, demise of it, divorce, children, finances.

Does that include Scobie? And who gets custody of him anyway?

by Anonymousreply 82December 31, 2023 7:02 PM

[quote]If I were King Charles, at a divorce, I'd be telling Harry, "Let her write, publish and sell whatever she wants to. I've lived through that (Diana was Andrew Morton's source), you'll survive and save yourself a couple of shillings, too."

At this point you just fire back with recollections vary widely yet again.

What could she publish that could harm? Or be believed?

by Anonymousreply 83December 31, 2023 7:04 PM

They're not getting divorced any time soon. They are really similar. Both needy for affection, feeling victimized, hence the constant handholding. It's them against the world. That's the mentality. They understand each other.

by Anonymousreply 84December 31, 2023 7:12 PM

She has ZERO credibility. Nobody would believe a single word she says at this point. Her "memoir" will be another total failure.

by Anonymousreply 85December 31, 2023 7:13 PM

The extreme need for these mental Meghan haters to have her as the scapegoat for all their fears and anxieties.

by Anonymousreply 86December 31, 2023 7:17 PM

He probably goes off to Africa to do conservation on Dad's money.

She becomes WHET? She's spent. Too old, too modestly talented, too unwilling to listen.

The kids... God only knows.

by Anonymousreply 87December 31, 2023 7:20 PM

For those of you who keep saying that Meghan dressed better when she was in Suits, please remember that she is a Duchess now, and therefore has to dress appropriately. She must dress stylishly but also be careful not to cross the line and present as slutty. It is a difficult but so far Meghan has succeeded and is now rightly recognised as one of the most influential, beautiful, talented and stylish women in the world.

by Anonymousreply 88December 31, 2023 7:42 PM

R86 Oh please. She’s just really enjoyable to make fun of. She’s super stupid and disordered and always looks ridiculous. Combine that with the fact that, because she’s a reprehensible human being, no one feels bad about mocking her, and her constant pushing of herself on people’s attention. There’s no need to reach for profound psychological explanations.

by Anonymousreply 89December 31, 2023 7:51 PM

[QUOTE]She becomes WHET? She's spent. Too old, too modestly talented, too unwilling to listen.

Well, if a blind item about Lilibet's godfather is true, there may be transactional nuptials on her event horizon

by Anonymousreply 90December 31, 2023 8:00 PM

Fuck off Ozemprah aka R88. It's time for your weekly injection.

by Anonymousreply 92December 31, 2023 8:41 PM

Oprah looked so bad at the Harkle wedding.

But we always knew why she was there.

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by Anonymousreply 94December 31, 2023 11:30 PM

[quote]The extreme need for these mental Meghan haters to have her as the scapegoat for all their fears and anxieties.

Fears and anxieties?

by Anonymousreply 95December 31, 2023 11:50 PM

[quote]Oprah looked so bad at the Harkle wedding.

Big fat O murdered those heels she was stuffed into.

by Anonymousreply 96January 1, 2024 12:26 AM

It really was the tackiest move in the universe to have Oprah there.

by Anonymousreply 97January 1, 2024 2:40 AM

And the most obvious one, r97.

by Anonymousreply 98January 1, 2024 2:49 AM

R72 Can you provide a link to the photo everyone seems to be referencing?

by Anonymousreply 99January 1, 2024 12:41 PM

It's at OP, can you not see it?

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by Anonymousreply 101January 1, 2024 12:52 PM

She looked like a Macy's Parade float that couldn't get it up.

by Anonymousreply 102January 1, 2024 3:00 PM

Now that she's Opzempified, she'll probably push them to renew their vows.

by Anonymousreply 103January 1, 2024 3:59 PM

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