Chambo No 8 - The Ongoing Chandler Massey Thread

Another 600 posts dedicated to one of DL's fave actors.

Is Chambo still studying Chinese? Hasn’t he been in college for about 10 years? Boy is so dumb!

R2 Get some new material, Chambo troll.

R4 It was clearly a bad hair day/night.

Bad suit night too. Is that the same one he's been wearing for the last seven years? Looks rather disheveled, and those too-long shirt cuffs.

Looks like a senior prom pic... Even with bad hair, bad suit, Chambo's still the best looking one in the room.

Chambo says: "Criticizing people is fun!"

DL agrees. Come join us.

Nerdy Chambo in action...

R10 do you think Chambo could be mean enough for DL? Probably not R1-calibre, or not without some training.

Chambo is "freaking pale."

Another photo of Chambo from last Friday.

Are these current pics, R17 R18?

Chambo and the good old boys.

Chambo was training to be a ninja over the weekend.

Chambo and Garrett Clayton! Jeff Ballard celebrates his birthday with his pretty boys.

Is Jeff Ballard related to Kaye Ballard?

Are we going to get a #metoo statement from Chandler soon? That relationship with Ballard is creepy.

r24 Yes, Rose. He's her mother.

Another one from Jeff's birthday dinner with Chambo & Garrett.

r28 Who's the guy standing next to Chandler?

Is that DL fave Garrett Clayton at R28?

Did Garrett and Chambers “perform” for Jeff?

R29 Australian actor Joshua Kieser. Only 21 yo but looks older than Chambo. The one on the other side of Garrett is Lorenzo Cipollo, a 25 yo model managed by Jeff.

Chambo followed Garrett on Twitter recently and liked this tweet of his. And Chambo is Garrett's most recent Twitter follow. How sweet!

Thanks, R32. Joshua Kieser for NuSonny.

And Garrett liked this Chambo video...

Who does not like that Chandler video, R35?

I would eat both Strudel and Chandler, r37. A three-way, even.

Eww carbs !

Aww Chambo, that was a charming interview. And maybe that will shut up the wifey troll.

Surprised they didn’t do a “wake up you’re nominated” video like one of the other times.

R41 That infamous shirtless perky pecs video? Pervy publicist did that one, right? Maybe the pecs just aren't as perky as they used to be after all these years.

Yea that one. Couldn’t remember if it was the publicist or hunky roommie Original Recipe Chad.

[quote] Maybe the pecs just aren't as perky as they used to be after all these years.

Implants. Maybe he needs Nu ones.

ROOMie

Yea that doesn’t sound like Casey’s voice.

How can someone who looks like him have no gf? And only dated one girl (Wifey) that we know of all these years in LA? So what's wrong with Chambo?

R47 Is it possible that he’s asexual? I guess it’s more likely that he’s closeted but I would have thought he’d be out by now.

He is weird when it comes to sexuality, now that's for sure. He seems to me like a lazy bottom, especially in his scenes with Paul, like he is ready to just lie down, spread his legs and do nothing.

All his male soap costars have perma-gf attached at the hip, and here Chambo is all by his lonesome. I hope his mom doesn't come so he'll bring roomie again like 2014. Even if they aren't together, they looked cute together.

r45 The first thing he says is "Mr. Jeff."

R51 As in Jeffrey Ballard... pervy PR guy.

Chambo showing skin next Tuesday!

Does that include implants?

R54 Yes, it's been too long. We need to examine those implants in hi-def.

The last time we saw Chambo pecs was October 24 last year in a morbid corpse!Will flashback.

Why isn’t he called “Chambone”?

Dumbass must not have an "n" or an "e."

Chandler did not deserve a nomination.

Don't you think he could play Dakota Johnson's brother?

Yes he did deserve a nomination the choking was phenomenal!

No family member would answer Chambo's call... Probably because it was the middle of the day or maybe it's his fifth nomination so they no longer care. LOOL!

I saw Chandler at a bar in the Valley on St. Patrick's. He left with some girl

r66 Chambo must have been drunk.

R66 I thought Chambo escaped the Valley where Whatshername was from.

Guy Wilson just called out Days.

Chambo wants Will to be more like Stefano...

This is my official new DOOL thread now that someone put a Jen-Fil-A GIF on the OP of the new JJ thread.

Today's episode of Chambo and Friends.

Chambo says Holy Crap! in a new "Dressing Room Sessions"

I dont follow the show religiously, so can someone tell me how Paul & Will wound up being a couple now, and how did Sonny wind up the odd person out

R75 Will was revived in the morgue by Susan and Dr. Rolf, and lived under Susan's roof in Memphis as a replacement for her dead son, EJ, for the past two years. This Will has none of old Will's memory. He returned to Salem with Marlena and the gang to figure out what to do next. Then Will learned that he cheated on Sonny with Paul shortly before he was killed. Will went to ask Paul about this, and Paul came to the door in just a towel. Will was immediately attracted to Paul. He flirted with Paul and kissed him during this visit but was interrupted by Sonny who came by solely to definitely break up his engagement and relationship with Paul. Sonny then convinced Will to move in with him so he can help Will regain his memory. But on New Year's Eve, Will left Sonny at a party to go home early but bumped into Paul out on a jog, and ended up kissing Paul again. Will decided then to formally divorce Sonny to follow his heart. He eventually moved in next door to Paul and they ended up investigating John together for his poisoning of Steve. To protect them from a rogue ISA agent, John had to knock them out and tie them together in the Dimera Crypt. While working to escape together, Paul finally admitted he also cared about Will, so they started to date and slept together by their second date.

[quote]can someone tell me how Paul & Will wound up being a couple now

Chandler purchased Strudel's sense memory.

Chambo working those sunglasses...

[quote] Chambo wants Will to be more like Stefano...

Weren't they going to fuck? Or was that Victor?

R81 Will and EJ were one drink away from fucking... Victor hates Will and Stefano barely acknowledged Will's existence.

Will needs to be driving “A” story as he is the star of this show but he missing in action as usual!!!!

R83 Will only gets to drive the gAy story.

Chambo: I'm an adult... godammit.

R76 so how is Sonny handling both his ex's dating each other?

Copious amounts of breakfast pastries.

R87 He did not take it well. He literally walked in on Will and a shirtless Paul about to sleep together for their "first time". But a bartender introduced him to online dating. Once he found Leo, Sonny has been more tolerant of Horita.

R86 It was launch party for some business called "Taste It Wines."

[quote] But a bartender introduced him to online dating.

How very early 2000s. It’s hard to keep up with eating technology if one is perpetuating multi-level marketing schemes.

[quote] Once he found Leo, Sonny has been more tolerant of Horita.

I wish they brought back Derrick

4/9/18 Dressing Room Sessions: Chambo and his Peeps

Sigh .. Why is this man, just three years shy of 30, still acting like a 10-year old? .. He seriously needs to begin working on his adult image.

Posting regular selfies in his underwear would be a good start.

R95, Chambo wears Underoos.

R93 I'd love to see Derrick back too, but he wasn't into Sonny really. We need sexy ass Brian back. He and Sonny rocked.

Now that Brant's had a little bit of notoriety from Dancing with the Stars, he's too busy working on his 'straight' image.

R97 Brian and Derrick will make a hotter couple together. Forget Sonny and Paul.

BRICK would be porntastic.

R100 Too hot for Salem. They will even make the hetero couples look dowdy and unattractive.

Was Chandler on this week (April 16-20)?

very nice ! Fuck, they are hot together.

Chambo paid publicist Jeff's dog a visit.

Chambo in a nice and tight t-shirt this Saturday.

Since today is the Daytime Emmys, here's Chambo's Emmy Reel.

Chambo Emmy #2 in 2013 (As the story goes, what he said backstage about leaving Days got him ousted months later...)

Chambo Emmy #3 in 2014... kind of awkward getting an award after being let go from the show

Ah yes the video clip "incident" year.

Chambo got a new girlfriend... just in time for the Emmys. ;D

Is she the runner-up in the "Find Chandler a NuGirlfriend Before the Daytime Emmys" contest?

So the girlfriend is named "Tristin Hagen" and is very gay friend.y. On her instagram, she says one of her most favorite days of her life was when she was best woman for her "brothercousin" when he married the love of his life.

R118 Well, that's cool since she dating a gay man (maybe). LOOL!

Chambo and FS (why is he so bloated?)

Chambo and his gf who kind of looks like a young Renée Zellweger

Gf's got bigger boobs than him.

No Emmy but here' sChambo's consolation prize. Will he give her away afterward, too? LOL

Chambo cums in the gf at least 3 times a day! How cool is that.

R126 When Chambo gets his 4th Emmy... Dammit! (Now so glad he didn't win LOOL!)

Red carpet interview with WilSon. FS looks like a mess. I don't know why having a beard is a good look... (And I am not talking about his gf).

Chambo considers a career modeling tuxedos.

R129 When he gets his 4th DAYTIME Emmy, he'll, undoubtedly, be able to thank his wife without whom none of it would be made possible.

R130 Bet it won't be Tristin by then....

Getty head shot. Don't really like the hair but still damn near perfect.

Freddie Smith makes my peen hard.

R134 Go start a Freddie thread....

The girlfriend has a blog entry on marriage. Excerpt:

"I'm a hopeless romantic, but I don't tolerate bullshit. I'm also not religious. Others' beliefs surrounding marriage are frequently tied to these concepts, which has been a huge source of my confusion. By turning down the volume on outside opinions, however, I've realized that my inner voice is sassy, strong, and smart. She knows what she wants and while exhausted from trying to shout above the noise, she's also resilient as hell and genuinely great company. I like her a lot.

"There's still plenty to sort through, but here's what I can say today with certainty:

"I'd like to get married. I would. Hopefully to someone who is willing to go against the grain with me and tune out others' expectations. Someone who accepts that "forever" might not be realistic, but is willing to try."

Chambo is so god damned dumb! Has he graduated yet? lol

[quote] Chambo is so god damned dumb!

Dumbo!

R136 She actually sounds tolerable. I guess she can be Wifey 2.0!

^^^ What I meant was ... R139, Yeah, ITA.

Chambo and Freddo with their ho ho!

Freddy looks like a tub of lard at R142.

And dresses like crap r143

R144 I think it was swept up too high and exposed too much hairline. And his shirt sleeve was too long or his suit sleeve was too short.

Freddo looks like he's never worn a suit in his life.

Is it now impossible for Fredd-O to button his jacket? .. That would have helped immensely. .. And we wouldn't have to see that belt hanging below his stomach.

Chandler and Tristin must've had the same person style their hair. They look like brother and sister, btw.

Freddie's girlfriend looks like Lady Gaga and Christina Aguilera mated. And the result is not good.

Guessing Chandler and Tristin are more like brother and sister anyway.

R148 Actually, she does resemble Chambo's sister a bit. Wonder if he met her at some nerdy D&D/LARPing event.

whatever diet freddie is on is not working. i think this is his heaviest look?

[quote]Freddy looks like a tub of lard at [R142].

Copy and paste, much? It wasn't that interesting of a comment.

R156 Not sure he's that heavy again. When he started one of his previous diets, he showed followers that he weighed 186 lbs. - or just 4 lbs. away from being classified as "obese" per the BMI scale for a man his height.

When the gay entertainment website, The Backlot, did a feature on Freddie during WilSon1.0, they said he was 5' 8".

Thanks, R160. He is indeed a tubbo.

Chambo at the Newport Beach Film Festival for his movie Aquarians.

He looks kinda wasted. .. Or maybe he's just tired from all the non-stop, consolation price sex with the girlfriend since Sunday.

R163 He didn't know wasted to me.

So Chandy has a wifey again? How long will this one last?

R166 Will the Emmy (losing) Wifey even make a second appearance? The whole thing felt so arranged. It wasn't even convincing.

Chambo should have called her his DATE instead of girlfriend.... I mean finding a date for the Emmy makes more sense than suddenly having a girlfriend just in time for the Emmy.

[quote] Chambo should have called her his DATE instead of girlfriend..

R168 That would defeat the whole purpose of the photo op (if that's what it was).

Chambo is giving a speech at HRC Gala in Atlanta, so Chambo must be back home in Georgia.

And they held an auction to raise money?

Hopefully, someone at the HRC suggested they auction off a "WIN A DATE WITH CHANDLER!" for some lucky girl to buy.

R171 A date with Chambo will be playing video games or D&D (your choice) and eating Captain Crunch.

Meanwhile the NuGirlfriend went to Vegas.

R173 Those two hetero lovebirds! They must think of each other constantly when they are apart! There's always sexting.

Looks like Shane Coffey who played his brother in the indie movie Aquarians he shot a while back.

A straight guy advocating for a gay three-way on tv. What has this world come to?

He’s still using the word “gay”, that alone deserves something.

I just knew he was going back to come out toward the end of the speech. Oh well.

Yeah str8 as a fucking circle !

Happy Chambo Tuesday.... the clip is less than 5 minutes but we got Chambo pecs in full display.

Those moles on his back. Yuck-o!!

What's worse, Chambo's back moles or Strudel's facial mole and zit?

[quote] Those moles on his back. Yuck-o!!

Chambo yuck-o!

Chandler IS delicious. But not worth going and getting a chest tattoo over.

Chambone!

[quote] I do not have boobs!

R180 Chamboobs are better than boobs!

That old pervert Soapsuds from the SON is jerking off looking at Chambo pics. That’s so gross!!!! Soapsuds is about 75 years old and 350 lbs. A real sicko.

How do you know this, R191?

Those titties are fake as fuck!

But he looks great. Glad he lost the weight.

Nice. .. But he should always wear a hat and make sure to use plenty of sunscreen.

Chambo appears to have quite a hairless body. Does Ron still show him favor despite his lack of hairy legs?

R195 If you look closely (when he's not manscaping), Chandler actually has a nice dusting of blond hair on both his arms and legs. .. Click on the pic twice to enlarge it, and you can see the hair go all the way up his thighs. .. I'd guess it's on his butt as well.

Chambo with CS at Days' Emmy celebration yesterday.

R197 Chambo is so dumb. Too dumb to check out facts. Days was not the first to air a gay storyline. They were not the first to have a gay sex scene. They were not the first to have a gay marriage. Facts, Chambo. Facts. Look ‘em up, if you’re smart enough. Duh.

Bit of a Sam Smith moment... maybe Ron should go over Gay Soap History 101 with him, given he wrote some of the stuff that pre-dated WilSon. I thought however it was the first man-man wedding, gets confusing when people’s definition of gay also includes lesbians.

R201 Chambo was selling his own show not giving a history lesson. He could be a future politician!

[quote] Chambo is so dumb.

Chumbo!

Chambo is charming. Charmbo!

Is the Tesla today’s Miata?

Chambo made an appearance (in yet another plaid shirt) on Monday but only had a couple of scenes.

Poor Chambo is so dumb! Has he graduated yet? lol

[quote] Poor Chambo is so dumb!

Dumbo! LeL! :)

Supposedly, Chandler has changed his major again, this time to Aerospace Engineering, thereby allowing him to remain in college another 8 years.

This also allows "Bamm-Bamm" to put his Frisbee skill-set to good use.

Leg it go he has his degree and can now concentrate 24 7 on his unparalleled acting skills.

Chambo went LARPing this weekend.... don't ask.

A LARPing good time was had by all... really.

Chambo must’ve eaten ALOT of pussy this weekend. Good for him!!!

Those girls look a tad lesbianish.

R220 Lesbianish is exactly Chambo's type.

Any official count on how many pussys Chambo ate this weekend? He loves munching on the carpet!

Chambo Wednesday with Will, Sonny and Leo

Chambo should be nervous with FCF behind the wheel.

Freddie looks really ethnic at R225. He looks like a carpet merchant in Baghdad.

Chambo Thursday with Will, Sonny, Leo, and Tripp.

Chambo tweets... about "Jim face."

See, R230, he can do more than smirk.

You know what's coming, don't you (re: Leo)?

How much snatch has ole Chambo eaten this week?

Chambo in action... he failed but that final landing position!

Chambo likes to hit the sand... literally.

Chambo Tuesday... Will is a dog and Ari is a kitty cat!

So...who has primary custody of the little girl? Mr. I live in a single room without even a kitchenette?

R239 Ari lives currently with Sonny at the K Mansion... as far as I can figure out. I guess there is staff taking care of her when Sonny is busy.

[quote] when Sonny is busy.

Doing what?

So Ari will be the NuCEO of Titan?

R241 Busy letting himself get screwed.. according to Uncle Vic!

Did Chambo graduate from college yet?

R242 Ari is not blood... Tate will be NuCEO and Ari his love interest.

Playing frisbee is something Bamm Bamm has in common with Dylan. .. Playing at the beach, they could have even crossed paths.

R248 Probably Dylan Patton, ex-Will for a year or less during 2009-2010.

Chambo Thursday: Horita Reunion

Chambo Friday: Will wants memories back... Paul is worried.

Chambo with fan on Emmy night.

Chambo fashion tip (or faux pas): Asymmetric shirt sleeves.

Chambo Wednesday: Will, Ben and Chad... The Other Gay Triangle.

Chambo loves him some pussy!

Chambo showing off the pecs and the not-abs, well, flat stomach.

R258 More skin next week when once again Will opens the door without a shirt!

What is this place where Will lives?

R260 Will rents one of the rooms at the Chaturbate studio that Eli runs out of old The Martin House that Julie gave him.

Only hot young guys need apply.

He's fun to watch because he's living the gay. I don't know if he's a good or bad actor, but it's hard to take your eyes off of him.

[quote]He's fun to watch because he's living the gay.

The hell does “Living the gay" mean?

[quote] He's fun to watch because he's living the gay.

?

He's not acting gay, he is gay.

Ben's always been bisexual. He just got sidetracked.

Bi Ben can be in a triangle with Ciara and Will... in his head anyway.

Chambo Monday: Shirtless Will and Paul vs.Thirsty Sonny

Jesus Christ you fat gay fraus. Ben is NOT gay. Sheeeeesh.

Ben is going to fuck Will until he forgives him.

This is his penance.

Ben is going to end up fucking Will, isn't he?

You can see the twist plot from a mile away. Yummmm

Even though I've never watched a soap, I have to admit that I really enjoy watching OP's GIF. What a gorgeous guy.

Rare view of Chambo butt... to bad Will doesn't wear briefs!

For comparison, Chambo Pecs 2011.

Thank you, Paty Sleiva, Pecologist.

More Chambo Pecs 2011 (please ignore Gabi's breasts...Will did).

[quote]Chambo Monday: Shirtless Will and Paul vs.Thirsty Sonny

I didn’t think Sonny was thirsting at all--in the beginning. He didn’t even acknowledge Paul (HA!). Of course, they ruined the moment by having him creepily grab on to Will. I’m not a Paul fan, but I’m glad Christopher Sean is moving on, and I hope that Freddie and Chanandler really paid attention to his performance because he really is a good actor. I mean...the guilty way he looks at Sonny EVERY TIME he sees him is kinda moving.

Chambo Tuesday: Will gets his shot... Paul knows he's screwed...

Anyone have a link to today’s Chambo scenes?

Chambo Monday: Will remembers when Sonny was still (sort of) hot. Will his hard... I mean heart start swinging Sonny's way again?

Belated Chambo Wednesday: Will wants his drug, dammit! Even if he has to steal it!

He looks so very appealing in the various photos and GIFs, it's a shame I've never actually seen his work. But OP has chosen such a delightful GIF that I haven't bothered to block this thread. Carry on!

When Chambo Will gets back his memory, can he please start dressing like back in 2011? #NoMorePlaid

Sean has perky nipples @ R285. He was turned on...

Ugh, that fucking guitar instrumental they ALWAYS play when they show the gays...but for like 10 years!

R291 Inspired by Brokeback Mountain?

R290 That polo shirt was stretched to its limit.

r291 I didn't hear guitar in the first :30. And that's all the time it deserves.

Is it true that C. Sean quit (instead of getting fired)?

R296 Yes, he's gone. It sounds like the show gave him a low ball offer when his contract was up, so he decided to go explore other opportunities.

R290 or the studio was goddamn cold! they filmed this in dec i think?

Poor Chambo is so god damned dumb! Has he graduated college yet? lolololololololol

R298 Yes, the June 20 episode was filmed in the week of Dec 11, 2017!

Bring back this blue shirt.... Chambo looked fab in it.

[quote][R296] Yes, he's gone. It sounds like the show gave him a low ball offer when his contract was up, so he decided to go explore other opportunities.

Shit, good for him. I don’t care for the character but he’s a better actor than most of that cast. Hope he does well. I'm not sure about movies but I could see him on an HBO or Showtime show.

R302 Odds are against him. Even white male soap actors have a hard time finding a steady gig outside of soap. But at 32, it's now or never for him to give it a go.

Chambo Tuesday: Will is an "open book".... drug addict and thief. Let's just blame those Sami genes.

r304 Was Leo not on today?

R305 Yes, Sonny tried to reverse con Leo today, and failed! There's a fuller clip which includes Sonny's story line on this FB page.

[quote] Yes, Sonny tried to reverse con Leo today, and failed!

Did he try to sell him Nerium or a copper bracelet?

R300 .. No daytime soap has ever been "filmed." In the 1950s they were live, beginning in the 60s on Video Tape and now Digitally recorded. Though digital, producers still refer to current productions as "taped."

R308 But our aging manwhore needs the Face Cream guru, who would throw in an anti-aging copper bracelet for another 20 bucks! What bargain!

It's hilarious how FCF doesn't even wear the damn "fitness bracelet" that he was hawking last year. I mean, he could at least try to make it look like it wasn't a total sham.

R311 The fans he scammed won't call him on it, so what does he care? Fandom with its celeb worship is a mental disorder.

[quote] Fandom with its celeb worship is a mental disorder.

NuRosis

R303 Sean's Hawaii Five O gig gave him nice exposure as a new, young, charismatic Asian actor on the television scene There were calls for his "Gabriel Waincroft" character to return for another arc on that series (showing that his death was faked). But that may be doubtful now since H50 has since canned Daniel Dae Kim. As I recall, Kim's character was the main link. I could easily see CS end up as a supporting player on one of the network procedurals.

R314 The Asian supporting character in an ensemble cast does seem his best bet. But these opportunities are so few and far between, and every young Asian actors would be going for the role at the same time. Still, it does make sense that he would give it a go when he's still early thirty and in good shape.

The tight T-shirt also shows off some Chambo pecs.

Chambo must be getting tired of this getting strangled shit.

Or could lead to a new hobby in autoerotic asphyxiation, who knows...

Chambo Friday: Horita say I love you.

Did you include the Leo and Sonny scenes, r321?

They have Will in a tank top so we don't see the mole.

R322 The guy who posts the videos on Youtube only includes Will scenes. Go to the FB page below and scroll down to find a fuller video with all the gay story lines including Sonny and Leo.

R323 it's the new bedscene rule. if one is shirtless the other one should have a shirt on. of both shirtless, no abs.

The last scene on Friday implies they had a morning fuck after the I love you's. They were both shirtless then and really should be naked under the cover. It kind of makes no sense. Who goes back under the cover to have sex, much less after sex? I mean, there would be cum on them and on the sheets.

[quote]there would be cum on them and on the sheets.

COOL.

My guess is the floor director didn't remind them they're shooting a LATE JUNE scene. Since they shot it in December probably made sense to cuddle up under the covers. It's quite doable to pre-tape with the actual airdate in mind (they usually manage it for Valentine's Day or all the Baby Jesus Xmas stuff), just needs a bit of routine discipline and organisation.

R326 to cover their abs. no other practical reason. R328 watch that they'll be under the cover all year long, nothing to do with the season.

[quote]The tight T-shirt also shows off some Chambo pecs.

A two-piece and a biscuit.

Chambo Monday turned into Murder Monday: RIP Mathew Cooper, you prostitute!

[quote] just needs a bit of routine discipline and organisation.

Tehe. This is DOOL.

Murder on a Monday? Shouldn't the boys be spending time getting ready for the long-awaited shirtless 4th of July BBQ?

RIP Mathew COOPer, you prostitute!

R333 Funny Will just mentioned the Lake earlier in bed with Paul. The Lake is where the summer shirtless frolicking used to occur, right? Guess we won't have that this year.

"His name is Matthew Cooper. He has an arrest record, and he was a prostitute".

I wonder if Chambo has ever seen Whoopi's big reveal scene at the end of Soapdish. I'm guessing Ron's familiar with it.

The report clearly said Mathew. Cooper was an escort, but Chambo Will just had to say "prostitute". The slut shaming will come back to haunt him if Leo is not really dead.

He probably doesn't remember/know about Grandma Kate's past, does he? That could be an awkward conversation.

R338 Awkward would be when Will finds out Grandma Kate was the one behind Prostitute Leo.

Oh in my mind those two topics are part of the same awkward conversation, stretched out over a few acts.

The I love you gif! (But why they didn't kiss on the lips... not like John isn't the biggest Horita fan.)

Chambo Tuesday: How to Get Away with Murder! Return of Team WilSon!

Chambo Wednesday: Continuing.... How to Get Away with Murder for Dummies (WilSon)!

More WilSon coming next Monday...

Chandler has good 'pole-smoking' lips!

Looking at the picture R346 posted, is there any question which one is the top and which is the bottom? (Dare I say dom/sub?)

Why does Chambo have that disgusting mole on his back? He’s had it since his first stint on DOOL.

it seems chandler is back with simone "the wifey"

Escape rooms? Dear gawd in heaven. He really is a nerd.

He'll probably be doing furry conventions in his 40s.

R349 He has always stayed friend with Wifey... so I won't read too much into this photo. I am just surprised Wifey is into this sort of thing.

R349 Here's one of Chambo and (ex-)Wifey at Disneyland in 2017... a year after they "broke up".

R353 I meant Universal Studio!

Their Cinderella date back in 2015. Wifey still has it up on her Instagram.

Chambo Monday: Dude, where's the car (with a dead body in it)?

Chambo Wednesday: (Boring) Secrets and Lies

Was that black mole there or the same noticeable size when he was on Days 2010-14? If not, then he needs to have it checked out.

It was. I saw an Instagram video from 2011 and was surprised to see it there. I thought it was a NuMole.

Spoiler for next week... Chambo wears another plaid shirt! Oh, and something about that Leo...

Was chambo on this week? Link to his scenes

Chambo Friday: A Nosy Grandma! A Mysterious Letter! (Ari knows! She did not spill grape juice on the rug! How dare deadbeat dad lie about her!)

With all that scheming and nosiness you’d almost think Sami was Kate’s daughter, not Marlena’s. Had to chuckle at the “got to go now” exit, that was Chambo’s trademark for a few months during denial days.

That grade school craft project of a blackmail letter is so silly... This whole Leo plot is just a waste of time. What was Ron thinking getting Will involved in Sonny's mess? It's the summer.... perfect time to unleash those pecs. Instead, Will is buttoned up to his neck in another fugly plaid shirt!

[quote] It's the summer.... perfect time to unleash those pecs

How true! And being summer - "gay icon" Paul and his lover, Will, should be rollerskating down Front Street in their jock straps as part of the parade for Salem Pride 2018!

R367 I would settle for frolicking by the Lake... in Speedo.

Chambo Monday: Will is a lying liar who lies! Paul has never been happier in his entire life!

Do people in the Midwest really dress like this in the middle of summer? I know the heat is nothing like it is down here in the south but surely people don’t walk around in long sleeves and coats in July.

R194 Will had his shirt buttoned to the top no less. I mean any sexiness of Horita in the bedroom was killed by deplorable wardrobe and the boring dialog. The boys should be in tight t-shirts or tank tops if they can't go bare chested! And did Paul say he was cooking garlic prawns? Not a good dish for kissing after dinner!

[quote] Will had his shirt buttoned to the top no less.

It was probably to cover that revoltingly back mole.

Will changes his shirt by Thursday... but it still looks vaguely plaid.

Chambo Wednesday: WilSon and the most boring murder plot ever

Can Ron be this bad? Will has never been this boring!

R376 It is that bad... forced situation, forced chemistry and forced dialog. Previous WilSon scenes wasn't even this bad.

Chambo Thursday: Ted knows... WilSon is still boring.

Chambo Friday: Scones and Blackmail... Horita is back!

My son is sleeping with my grand-son. That's a fact.

What does his Chambone look like?

R382 We'll never know, but his Champecs are in full display.

Will munching on Paul's scone...

Chambo Monday: The Tedious Blackmail Continues....

Chandler's plaid shirt is so Perry Ellis, I looked for shoulder pleats.

Will will have to sell his body to get the blackmail money or run to Tiger Grandma (either one) for help.

A day in the life of Chambo!

That 9::50 p.m. entry while he's in bed, but before he actually goes to sleep at 10:00 p.m.:

[quote] I know I shouldn't, but I scroll through the Internet one last time.

He could have at least let us know what porn site he was at while jerking off.

R392 Poor Chambo.... wrinkly face at 27!

Chambo sure gets ALOT of pussy!

Chambo can sure do teary-eyed... it's his specialty.

[quote] Chambo can sure do teary-eyed... it's his specialty.

His specialty is the sneer.

R397 That's your specialty, troll.

[R395] No it is simone, the wifey

That Chambo - he’s so god damned dumb! Has he graduated yet? Lol! :)

Chambo eats the wifey’s snatch pretty much everyday. He’s a horny muther!

Chambo is sex on a stick😀

Chambo rubs his stick a few times a day.

According to his own account at R389, Chambo spends more time and has a more intimate relationship with his game console than any female.

R404 Who can be intimate with someone who eats a cabbage and egg bowl for breakfast? .. No doubt he's bottom burping all.day.long.

What the heck is a "cabbage and egg bowl" in the first place?

From what I know, it's a Chinese thing, so maybe he picked it up when he decided to exit and Days and go study MANDARIN.

It's usually served on top of rice or some people prefer quinoa.

Between the sulfur from the egg and the cabbage it's probably a good thing that he commutes alone.

R407 Google tells me it's called a Buddha Bowl... essentially a whole meal in one bowl with a vegetable and/or egg over rice or other grains. Guess it must be a hip trendy white people thing.

We always know when Chandler's in the studio. Those cabbage-egg floaters of his are silent, but deadly and tend to linger forever around the lighting bar. The crew has asked for a hazard duty differential.

Chambo farts. ........Alot!

Most guys who sit around and play video games all day do.

At least he showers and shaves on days he has to go to work.

He's still a beautiful man. Will his career ever take off?

R413 I doubt it. Zero drive. No hunger for fame. He will continue with soap for the paychecks and go into business or whatnot later in life.

R415 No wonder the ex-wifey is still hanging around... lol

R415 That might also explain why Chambo never showed any interest in running those money making scams that FS is into.

Playing Will Horton was not an acting stretch for Chandler. His private life prepared him for the part before the character was ever imagined.

R418 a stretch like the photos of Freddie?

I had no idea Chandler Massey reprised his role as Will Horton!

The other guy who replaced him was horrible. Where can I watch the new clips with Chandler?

R420 Wow, you're late to the party! He's been back full time since last November. There are recent Chandler-centric clips in this thread. But you might not know what's going on unless you start from the beginning.

[quote] The other guy who replaced him was horrible.

Strudel aka "The Strudz" or "Elf on the Shelf".

Chambo Monday: Multitasking Will.... Takin' Care of Paul and Blackmail

Did Chambo eat the wifey’s snatch today?

Chambo Tuesday: Team Kill is onto him. Ted is so dead.

Probably the most entertaining scene Will has been in for months! Love to see Will on his own interacting with other people outside of Paul and Sonny.

I’m sure Kate is up to her eyeballs in this mess....

Btw, how many people in real life can rattle of a list of people they know that will give them millions of dollars—no questions asked. So unrealistic

Will is naturally acting like a spoiled brat (even if he doesn't remember it). If Ted didn't wander in, how the heck did he think it would go? Grandma, give me N millions so I can pay a blackmailer! Pretty please!

Chambo Wednesday: Horita say Sonny who?

Maybe Sonny would like to watch.

R430 Only if there's beer and buffalo wings.

Finally a hot celebrity thread, which used to be commonplace here.

Is the Bradley James thread still active?

[quote] Is the Bradley James thread still active?

It is. It’s not as active as it used to be but it’s still ticking.

Chambo Friday: Sonny is thirsty

Chambo and that god damn acting tick of rubbing his eye. Ugh!!!!!!!

it could be because of his contact lens according in real lie he wears glasses

Will is lovely. STFU. And I liked Strudel, too.

I liked how he peeked into Kate's box... Nosy Will! But damn the writing/dialog is so weak... barely, any real plot development much less surprises....

Chambo basketball.... well, at least he looks fit.

He may smirk, but at least he's OUR smirker.

I wish his career would take off or, if it doesn't, he could come out.

R441 Chambo is straight. Deal with it. He eats the wifey’s snatch daily. He’s never had cock and never will.

R442 Chambo's the gayest straight boy!

He rents girls to take to award shows, Missy r442.

R444 Except that one time after being fired when he took his Emotional Support Roomie, who's also in that basketball video at R439.

Chambo Monday: No means No, Sonny! Don't make Will bust out the pepper spray!

In Chambo adjacent news, now there's only one straight in this photo.

Why is Chambo so god damned dumb????

Why is Chambo so god damned straight?!

[quote] Why is Chambo so god damned dumb????

Has he even graduated from college yet?

R439 That tall black guy is delicious. I wonder if Chambo has taken the bbc.

R451 Obviously not... since he's still standing.

Chambo Tuesday: Crazy-pants Susan visits Plaid-free Will

Is Ashley from Y&R still playing Susan?

R454 No. Now it's Patty from Y&R.

What happened to Ted? I wish these excerpts included that part of the Swill story.

I thought nuSusan did an okay job. But the reunion should have been more emotional...and whatever happened to Susan's distaste for homosexuality? Did they "cure" her of that at the hospital, too?

R456 Ted was taken care of by Kate yesterday. She called Will yesterday to let him know the problem has gone away. Ted (along with poor Leo) was a waste of time. We've moved on to the main events: Jarlena wedding and WilSon (maybe) reunion.

[quote]Ted was taken care of by Kate yesterday.

How?

R458, what was “the problem”?

[quote] No. Now it's Patty from Y&R.

Thanks, R455. That’s too bad because only one person can do justice to the Susan character.

R459 With a bullet. Though we just saw Kate point the gun at Ted's chest, and never saw or heard the shot. So presumably, Ted is dead.

I notice Ron is intertwining the story lines more these days, so these Will only clips won't tell the whole story. For non-Will stuff, you can watch the full episode (you can skip to the scene you want) at nbc.com or consult the written recap of the episode at dayscafe.com

R447 Oh my, he and Garrett Clayton know each other. Very interesting.

Thank you, r463. So they're leaving what ultimately happened to Ted open. Maybe Kate shot him, maybe she didn't.

A little convo involving Will at the Bachelorette Party:

Belle: So how do you (Susan) even know about this party?

Susan: Oh, sweet, sweet Will.

Marlena: You saw will?

Susan: Yeah, and he just mentioned that you'd be here.

Claire: Thanks a lot, Will...

R466 Oh, here's the clip.

The scene with John and Paul throwing the baseball back and forth today was painful (pun intended) to watch. Apparently Paul threw the ball so fast it didn’t even hit John’s face when I slowed down the DVR and rewatched the scene.

Chambo just lying around...

LOL at that god damn fool Alan Sarapa claiming that he’s popular. lololololololol He’s a moron who copies other people’s scoops. Idiot.

Chambo breaks out the tears... but that won't save WilSon from being stale.

Chambo Thursday: A Wedding to Remember! Part 1

Chambo Thursday: A Wedding to Remember! Part 2

I bet Chandlers ass tastes like the peach in Call me by your name

Peach? .. Probably more like a abbage and egg bowl.

The Abbage of Monte Cassino

R475– Chandler is too busy playing video games to wipe, his ass smells like a serge dumpster in China

Yeah, it sounds like he only bathes and shaves on those days when he has to go to work.

The show shoots for a few weeks, and then has a week or two off, so Chambo has a lot of off time from work. Someone with poor hygiene who only cleans up for work would not look half as good as Chambo.

Does he use his time off to practice Mandarin?

R481 In that video put up last September of him playing video games, his bedroom looked like a pig sty.

R482 The closest thing to anything Chinese he does now is eating cabbage-egg bowls.

R483 It looked like a single guy's room, but hardly a pig sty, and as I recall, Chambo looked nice and clean in that live stream video.

Spoiler for next next week: Paul's life hangs in the balance. Chambo will be working those tears for a while. Hope he remembered to hydrate

Days shoots for 30 weeks a year. So All actors get at least 22 weeks off, in addition to their days off while the show is shooting. Talk about a free ride. And Nichols balked at a 30% paycut? I’d take a 30% paycut to get as much time off as these crybabies.

R486 It backfired for SN for sure, but I think he was on their shit list to begin with. If you're used to a certain pay, then 30% is a real big cut and it's natural to protest. They baited him to play hardball and canned him for trying.

Do people still fall for the “soaps are the hardest work in acting” bullshit? Sure its hectic these days because of doing multiple shows per day - but the number of days that a soap actor works now is minimal. Soaps used to shoot 50 weeks a year. Now they shoot only 30 - 32 weeks a year. Nichols probably only worked about 40 days in 2017. He appeared in 88 episodes, shooting about 2 episodes each day that he worked. I’d gladly consolidate the work that I do in 234 work days (250 minus 10 vacation days and 6 holidays) down to 40 hectic work days and have all that extra time off. Sign me up! Are they looking for a Patch recast?

Yeah, I imagine that 30% pay cut was due mainly to a 30% reduction in episode counts, and truth be told, Ron just doesn't have story for old Patch (and Kayla), so it was really no problem to just go ahead and cut him altogether.

Being 67 now, at least SN should be getting social security too.

487 - Very interesting you know this. It's dead on.

Chambo Friday: Going Down Memory Lane Part 1 (WilSon Wedding Chambo Style!)

Chambo Friday: Going Down Memory Lane Part 2 (Name-dropping left and right... Will had a crazy soap opera life!)

Has Chambo graduated college yet? Well has he????

Chambo is leaving DOOL to get a Masters in Mandarin from the best University in Japan (he’s too stooopid to know Mandarin is a Chinese language)

Chambo ain't leaving... no job he can find with a Bachelor degree will pay as much for so few days of work! He needs those days/weeks off to play video games! He's staying until the hits 30 or the show gets canceled, whichever comes first.

Chambo has to pay for his egg/cabbage bowls. The Poor people who have to smell his farts. Yuck.

Chambo Monday: Hey Will, Remember Paul?

Hilarious Susan & Sonny scene... Susan loves Paul!

More Susan & Sonny... Susan ships Horita so hard!

Chamo Tuesday Part 1: Paul explains the convoluted plot to Will

Chamo Tuesday Part 2: Finally, Will, Sami and Marlena in the same scene.

Chambo Wednesday: Will and Uncle Eric's Once-a-Year Bonding Session

How is the Chambone doing today?

I can hardly wait to see all the cute little Chambonies he fathers.

Chambone rubbing his eye. #BadActingTick

I’m smirking at you, R505.

Will & Eric have great chemistry— they make a believable uncle and nephew

R507 And that chemistry is totally wasted! I think this is only their second one-on-one scene in the year since Will's been back.

Chambo makes fun of him own sadface.

Well done. There should always be gay triangles on soap operas.

Chambo Thursday: Will lets Paul go (into danger!), and revisits the past with Arianna and Sonny...

This version contains the funny Susan and Sonny scenes.

Chambo Friday: Pushy Sonny is pushy. Will makes a (bad) choice.

[quote] Lesbian paramedics work hard to save Paul's life!

Was Paul in the hospital fighting for his life while the scenes in r513 were going on?

[quote] Will & Eric have great chemistry— they make a believable uncle and nephew

Like in a MEN.com kind of way?

R515 While Will was going on and on about how deep his love for Sonny was, Paul was with Sami confronting Kristen. He only fell through the window with Kristen to save Sami from being shot by Kristen at the end of the episode. Ron better have Sami lay the guilt trip thick on Will Monday.

Oh, Brady is the one who will lay the guilt trip on Will. The writing for Friday was way too skewed toward WilSon.... when Will said he loved Sonny deep in his bone.... I rolled my eyes! Will, your love was so deep you cheated on him a few months after the wedding!

R516 I think it's more like Icon Male. .. Their specialty tends toward the inappropriate.

Chambo looks great in purple. There is a pic of him wearing a purple tee and white shorts and they really compliment his blonde good looks.

R521 What the F is FCF eating? What diet makes you grow wider?

I don't think he can control it. He's going to end up as huuuge as his dad.

I didn’t realize Chambo was that much taller than FCF. Do they put FCF on a box during taping of the show six months ahead?

R527 Maybe Chambo is standing on something in that photo. Chambo is taller but not that noticeably taller.

The difference in their height may be accentuated if Chandler is wearing boots with a heel while Freddie's shoes are flat (with no lifts in them). .. Also, Freddie's hair is tamped down with that unfashionable knit cap, so that's going to take away height as well.

You know Chambo was getting a bit chunky himself while off from Days, but he's manged to slim down quite a bit since then.

He'll need to watch how much time he spends being a couch potato with the video gaymes.

Is he "dating" anyone? I know he's friendly with Garrett Clayton.

Is Chambo a fat whore? Does he have boobs?

R532 Did you miss the whole Emmy date brouhaha? Start at R115... The gf has not been mentioned again since.

R532 I think he only knows Garrett Clayton through the per^y publicist.

Chambo has a wifey that he eats out regularly.

R536? Unless the wifey is in the video game and he uses his gaming console to eat her out-this is not happening. He is simply too busy playing

Same difference, but Chandler prefers to chow down on a cabbage and egg bowl.

How do Chambos farts smell after eating eggs and cabbage?

A very pungent and malodorous cross between sulfur and rotting sauerkraut.

The crew at Burbank Studios actually has a light they flash in the soundstage to signal a "fart alert."

Fart schmart. Look at how good his complexion is at R530.

Chambo Tuesday: WilSon relive the Strudel Years (coming to the wacky conclusion they should be together again despite it all...)

Strudel Years, you've never let me down. You turned my life around. The sweetest DOOL I've found, I've found with you.

R543 The Strudel Years was when Goody Two-Shoes Will went "a little crazy" according to Headmaster Ron.

R544 Ron should have had Chambo Will say he "wasn't himself" (wink wink) during those years!

Now that I've seen Strudel's profusion of pics with his girlfriend, I'm not as interested in him. I always thought he'd be gay.

R546 Makes me glad Chambo makes his "gf" wear an "invisibility cloak".

Re: Strudel, it's worse seeing him with this girlfriend than the tattoo. I mean, I hope he's happy, but I was not expecting a girlfriend.

Anyone who thought GW was gay needs to go in and have their 'dar re-calibrated. He had a longtime girlfriend when he was on GOOL. Funny how her name was Katy too.

Strudel being gay never even struck me as a possibility! Chambo on the other hand...

I thought the Strudel was an out and proud gay man.

🙌 [italic] His wienerschnitzel is this big !

R551 He's just a very strong gay advocate, who puts his running shoes where his mouth is.

Please keep the Chambo pics coming, he's so handsome.

R555 This Instagram posts lots of Chambo screencaps. It's like a virtual Chambo shrine.

I worry for Chambo with that old ugly fat pervert Soapsuds from SON on the loose. A 75 year old fat man masturbating while looking at pics of Chambo is not a pretty image!!!!

Chambo Thursday: Brady gives it to Will (not in a good way)

Chambo Friday: Heart to Heart with Lucas and Paul!

Can somebody please take that bloody shirt off of John Black, throw him in the shower, and give him a clean scrub top and pants. He's starting to smell like roadkill on a hot summer day.

"Sniff the roadkill" acting.

R560 Even though it's been more than 2 weeks for us, it's barely the next day after the wedding. Has John even left the hospital?

What other roles will he be playing?

So now we know how Drake always makes that face like he’s smelling a fart. They have Chambo go fart near him after eating his cabbage and egg bowls.

Chambo's Melodrama Monday: Introducing Paralyzed Paul! Will is Back to Plaid (I am missing that white tailored shirt already)! Oh, and there's Sonny acting like he cares...

So no 27 club for a Chandy?

[quote] Chambo is 28!

Its all downhill now.

He better work out 5X a week if he wants to make it to 32.

Will his implants sag with age?

John had time to go to lunch with Roman.....but not to stop and see his son who is in the same hospital as Saint Marlena? Grrreaaattt writing.

Paul didn’t realize after all that time that he couldn’t feel his legs?!?!

Can Paul still feel a blow job, though?

They should call-in hospital rep, Derrick, to provide a specialist consultation.

R571 Paul just woke up Friday and today was the immediate continuation of that scene. He was medicated and happy on seeing Will at his bedside.

R570 Some people say Roman was a replacement for Patch in those scenes with John and Paul after SN was abruptly fired. That's why it's so jarring.

Chambo needs some face cream...

He’s going to need a patch soon with that look.

It's Chambo humor! He posted something similar once years ago to rag on FCF's face cream scam. LOOL!

Gotta love Chambo... He might have a trust fund, but he tries to be decent.

Happy Birthday from the "daughters".

Is 575 what Chandler looks like without the make up?

My 86 year old Grandmother thinks Chandler's a [italic] "BABE !"

Chambo Tuesday: Will is a two-faced mess.

R584 Not really feeling any side of this convoluted plot. The Horita love continuing from the past six months of a hot and heavy love affair has gone missing, while the incoming WilSon love feel so fake and contrived. If Ron played both side as equal and conflicted Will is torn up, then it would be a more believable situation. Instead, Ron is just setting paralyzed Paul up as the "obstacle" and have Will forget the last six months just like that. To have Will "fake" it for Paul out of obligation, and his just remembered (old) feelings for Sonny be the only real love is just bad writing with no real character development. It's just instant plot resolution because Ron says so.

R585 i don't think it's ron, it's ken corday. if stories seemed to have whiplash most likely the higher up wants it.

R586 This one is more likely due to CS's impending departure. But Ron does like to have his quick fix plot twist that barely makes any sense.

Remember when Will devoured Paul's scone... Good times!

NBC always wimps out on their gay storylines, and eventually they practically disappear. We'll probably never see lesbian, let alone a bisexual character on this show.

Is Paul flying to Kenya to join Theo at the rehab center?

Chambo Wednesday: Paralyzed Paul Cockblocks WilSon

Cute Chambo with Alison and the gang.

Chambo Friday: Will at Marlena's "deathbed"!

[quote]Is Paul flying to Kenya to join Theo at the rehab center?

I just thought of a scene of Theo and Paul fucking and got the vapors.

R594 I think Paul is more likely to go to Japan (family reunion) or San Francisco (where he can have a gay old time while recovering).

I can’t figure it out but I could watch hours of Chambo/Deeva scenes, even when one’s playing out the limited range of a coma patient.

R596 I feel like that scene was cut short... It's the perfect situation for Will to bust out the tears, but we only got a wistful sadness. Also want more Sami/Will reunion time under less stressful circumstances.

New thread to continue our Chambo discussion.

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